Patrick 2: Wumbo.
Patrick 1: No this is Patrick.
Patrick 2: Mayonnaise.
Patrick 1: No, this is Patrick!
Patrick 2: There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end. 😀
Patrick 1: No, THIS… IS…PATRICK!!!!
Roy: Ima firin mah laser! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Spongebob: Hi, how are ya.
Meow meow meow meow meow-
Iggy: Um…Wendy…You look like-
Nyan: Meow meow meow meow meow-
(You know, this is not meant to be taken seriously.)
Random Person: Save me, Superman!
Random Guy: You’re an idiot.
Patrick: No, this Patrick.
Random Guy: (points at a cardboard box) This…is…SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!
Other people in the room: ?
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man.
Grumpy Cat: No.
Person 1: (Types in password on the computer)
Robot: I WILL STEAL YOUR COOKIES!!!!